You win, I’m taking this week off and then I’ll be back.
It’s gonna be a little different though…
P.S. Thank God for “Tool Acadamy” because it’s going to be the highlite of my summer.
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-DontWant
Posted: January 5th, 2009 under -DontWant.
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Bye! Good
I’ve got a bit of bad news, or good news depending who you are, but my time here at DontWant is coming to an end. That’s right, I’m pulling a Joaquin Phoenix. It’s been hilarious, but this shit is time consuming & cutting too much into the other deal I enjoy. And to be perfectly honest, the thought of writing about any one of these sluts again makes me wanna puke. I was never the right person for this, because I honestly don’t give a flying fuck about any one of these people. I’ll watch “The Soup”, and that’s where it ends for me. Maybe I just need a little vacation, and I’ll come crawling back some day? Who knows.. But I don’t plan on updating anymore, or anytime again in the near future. So this is “Bye! Good”. There’s at least 10,000 other celebrity blogs out there so don’t go getting all teary eyed, and threatening me with promises of suicide.
I love you all and it’s been a riot entertaining you every day for past year, but the hell with this. I wanna write about things of interest.
I mean look at me for Christ sake. I’m getting saggy Mustache Baby eyes, and a fat ass chin from sitting on my ass too much…
I’m washed up, ugly as shit, and it’s Bye! Bye! My love! for now.
I like to think everybody will feel the same about this as Shauna Sands feels about John Travolta’s son dying…
Sad at first, then laugh it off…
<3 <3 <3
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-DontWant
Posted: January 3rd, 2009 under -DontWant.
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Maybe Lindsay Lohan needs to read this, and Sammy will chill the fuck out
Whoa, that “Dexter’s” slut, Julie Benz, is totally slammin’!
Scarlett Johansson is happy to leave that sex-symbol baggage behind, WTF?
Kanye West is gonna be a huge pussy this year, because he wants attention
King Kong Khloe tried to eat Kim’s fatass for New Year’s
Angelina Jolie better step up her pussy game, she’s not the only twat on the block
All the celebrity bodies of 2008 you can handle
Best celebrity couples of 2008 if you care, and you do
Posted: January 2nd, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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Katy Perry & that butter mug survive on her fat Perry chi chi’s.
This outfit is horny as hell, and I don’t have a single bad thing to say about it.
Good job bitch!
This is a first for her.
Here’s the do-gooder at the Gridlock New Year’s Eve Party in Los Angeles…
Posted: January 2nd, 2009 under Katy Perry.
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I just wrote about this slut like 20 minutes ago, but here are some bikini pictures of her in Miami.
Kristin Cavallari’s body blows Lauren Conrad out of the toilet. No wonder that little Stephen Coletti pussy was all about her. She looks pretty good, and probably fucks a hell of a lot better too. Lauren Conrad lays there like a passed out pig, and slurs about the show like you give a fuck.
“Baby, I’m only doing this to brag about to my friends.”
She’s too drunk to make sense of anything you’re whispering in her ear right now. Kristin on the other hand is one of those sluts that needs constant compliments dished in her ear. She has nothing to speak of going on in her life right now, and needs you to make her feel like a person.
That bald guy in the speedo wants to make her feel like she can’t breathe, and if he doesn’t take her face out of his ass she might die.
Posted: January 2nd, 2009 under Kristin Cavallari.
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Eva Longoria Parker hang a New Year’s party at her Mexican restaurant “Beso”, which is like kiss, lick or butthole or something in Spanish. I forget..
I like her dress though, except for that net shit on the top. What the hell is that? Is it for mosquitoes? That dress could of been hot!
Anyhoo.. Drew Carey was there, so you know it was raging! The toilet was anyway. Yeah, let’s go spend New Year’s at Eva Longoria’s stinky indoor taco stand.
Actually, that sounds delicious. I used to always get tacos from those shits, until my friend told me he caught one of the dudes pissing in a bucket back there. True story. Homeboys were dumping logs & pissing Budweiser right there in the plywood taco room. Right next to the grill. Now I’m always like “Let me get a look back there” before I order any of these beautiful cow face meat treats.
Yum! Yum!
Don’t ask me why, but I’m watching “RV” and the shits kinda funny. It’s distracting, and you should be more interested in Eva burning this Asian slut on the cat walk… If this was the hood that bitch would have gotten yanked back by the hair.
Posted: January 2nd, 2009 under Eva Longoria.
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This is what Herpes looks like charging up your dick hole when you don’t wear a condom.
Sorry Cortney..
Paris Hilton is still loved deeply by few, and hated by many.
(Note the ”love bubble” on her bottom lip)
Was it worth getting the Herp Benji? I know lots of dudes that still hook up with chicks that have Herpes. If Sophia Bush had the “other” pimples it wouldn’t bother me in the least. Come to think, yes, yes it would. I’d always think she was only with me, because nobody else wanted anything to do with her.
Second, second thought. That’s cool.
This is Paris still stirring up things down under in Sydney…
Posted: January 2nd, 2009 under Paris Hilton.
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Fergie looks beat.
Is she doing meth again? Her face looks like it’s been up next to a hot pipe for like 48 hours. Fergie’s face is melting off the bone. Meth does weird shit to a human being. Thank god for “Intervention” or I might have tried that shit once. Then again I probably wouldn’t, because I have a brain and an undying urge to be somebody worth a fuck in this world.
I guess that was kind of harsh, and for I know you smoke meth. You’re probably high right now, because come to think it’s probably nothing but meth heads that come to my blog. Fuckin’ junkie. I thought meth was something only homosexual men do in cheap hotel rooms, and then argue & butt fuck each other. That’s what I learned from A&E anyway.
Then I met Caylee who steps it up a notch…
I like her jacked up family. Her brother is this amazing golf player that doesn’t give a fuck. Her Dad is this retarded ogar that gives up the cash for her blow, and Mommy is just as fucked up on food. Plus her friend Carly is like all hot & shit.
This is Carmen Electra and the next Intervention no one will show up at in Vegas for New Year’s… Hey Carly, get in contact with me pumpkin.
Posted: January 2nd, 2009 under Carmen Electra, Fergie.
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Ew bitch, you’re ugly..
Get a nose job, and cut half that chin off! How has Blockhead Montag still not gotten a face lift? Spencer Pratt is one foul mother fucker putting his lips on that Shrek lookin’ mug. Ever heard of an Oxy pad? You greasy girl, and your grotesque shiny nose looks like a hot log of sweaty baloney. If you wiped your fingers down Heidi Montag’s nose, and then smeared the shit on the wall. You could see through it. Where’s this dumb dog when I wanna see in the next dressing room over.
Wait, that’s not funny. I’m a dude and there’s nothing but a naked man in the next changing room over. In this fictional story I have a girlfriend at the time, and I’m in the woman’s dressing room watching her try on different tops. Bottoms & skirts, and anything else where I might get to see the panties she isn’t wearing. Ew dammit, that made me think of this mess.
Okay look.. I’m just in there watching her try on a skirt, and she’s pulling the shit over her jeans. I’m not even enjoying it, because all I want is an Auntie Anne’s pretzel.
These are the two best bitches to blog about because they’re such shitty people you can say anything you want, and no ones gonna call you out on it… Cheap fuckin’ 3 dollar whore, and her 15 cent bitch. Drink up & take the stairs down. If they both trip & fall, who do you think would reach the bottom floor first? My money’s on the forward momentum of that chin…
Posted: January 2nd, 2009 under Heidi Montag.
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It’s like two lesbian women..
The two twats known as Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz left the baby no one cares to see in the crib, molested Ashlee’s Pete’s make up bag, and came out to Pure. Pete Wentz is going through this wanna-be Johnny Depp faze right now, because he walked in on Ashlee fingering herself to “21 Jump Street”..
“Ashlee, like what the fudge?”
“Well, maybe if you could tear yourself away from front porch long enough to stick your dick in me.”
FYI. They live right across the street from a college men’s soccer field.
“Ashlee you know it takes me at least 15 minutes to get all the make up off. I can’t just give it up on a whim! These are $65- dollar boxer shorts I’m wearing.”
“Yeah well. Normal men don’t cover their dick & balls in concealer, and flat iron their pubes.”
It’s true, he does. He’s not circumcised neither, and puts eyeliner around the dick lip, skin tip. His cock looks just like his face. Fuckin’ dickhead..
Could he possibly try any harder to look like a fame whoring douche? His poor fucking wife, and their kid. He will always choose anything Hollywood over the both of them.
Posted: January 2nd, 2009 under Ashlee Simpson.
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